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Morbidly Obese? Lacking in even a semblance of personal hygiene? Chronically unlikeable? Don't let that force you to live your life alone!

You may have considered a mail-order bride before, but been scared off by the expense of overseas travel or fear of a background check exposing felony convictions. Worry no more, friends-- now you can find a wife in the Third World without getting a passport.

No, we're not talking about Mexico. Terribly poor women willing to settle for a man with a steady paycheck can be found right in the desperate corner of our own nation: MAINE!